I won't even empty my bladder without an express invitation from a man.

(Conversation overheard in the elevator during my lunch break).

White Middle-Aged Man #1:  Did you see Hillary last night?

White Middle-Aged Man #2:  (mumble, mumble)

White Middle-Aged Man #1:  Why didn't she concede?  What's she waiting for? What do you think she wants?

White Middle-aged Man #2: :shrugs:

White Middle-aged Man #1: Does she want to be Vice-President?

White Middle-aged Man #2:  ...

White Middle-aged Man #1: Is she waiting to be asked? She wants to be asked?

White Middle-aged Man #2:  ...

White Middle-aged Man #1: Like most girls?  She's just want to be asked?

Me - :Trying to cause man to spontaneous combust with my glare of death:

White Middle-aged Man #1: Exiting: She just wants her campaign debt erased.

Door closes.

Me: ASSHOLES.