Perpetual State of Flux |
After nearly 35 years into this life, I'm determined to change my point of view. Of course, this might be the direct result of these pregnancy hormones. These are the stories and observations of a recovering cynic. Just remember, I never said I was cured. |
Seriously.
Oooh, which one of these modern torture devices should I register for? The one with the messenger bag or the purse (luckily, both give a whole new meaning to the idea of an “over the shoulder boulder holder”).
I get that these are designed to be less conspicuous for breast feeding working mothers but does anyone actually look at the purse and think “Oh CUTE! This is going to make placing giant electric suction cups on my boobs SO MUCH BETTER!”